They say money can’t buy happiness (personally, I’d like to test out that theory) but it also can’t buy good taste. Although celebrities usually look gorgeous strutting their stuff on red carpets, they do get it wrong sometimes…horribly, horribly wrong! Sometimes these makeup fails come from stars trying to take a risk, sometimes their Makeup Artists screw up, sometimes it’s because they have a team of yes men, and sometimes it’s just that their taste level is terrible AF. I often think the latter is responsible for a lot of the grotesque makeup looks that we see. We’ve compiled a list of five of the worst celebrity makeup mistakes ever, and how to correct them.
1. Wrong – Tyra’s Sloppy Smokey Eyes
Tyra Banks is best known for being a gorgeous supermodel and fierce business women, but in this photo, she looks like a toddler applied her smeared-on eye makeup.
Right – Well Blended Smokey Eyes
A dramatic black smokey eye does not have to look vampy. As you can tell by this photo, when blended well, a dark smokey can look absolutely stunning. When placing the color on your lids, do not go above your natural crease.
2. Wrong – Angelina Jolie’s Powdery Face
My girl Angelina knows how to give good leg on the red carpet, but in this photo she looks like she’s in love with the coco! Her MUA probably used a lot of HD powder when setting her makeup. HD powder looks fabulous on a motion camera when filming, but has a tendency cause flashback (a powdery, white look) when photographed by a camera with flash. This is a common mistake made by some Makeup Artists, so I can’t be too hard on her.
Right – Smooth Matte Skin
A matte skin finish can be achieved by using a setting powder only in the T zone (forehead, nose, and chin) of the face. Make sure that the powder that you use does not contain silica, titanium dioxide, or zinc oxide – those are the ingredients that cause the dreaded flashback!
3. Wrong – Lindsay’s Muddy Contour
Lindsay Lohan showed up to her court date with the worst contour makeup I’ve ever seen! The judge may not have shown her sympathy, but I felt bad for her poor face. The Mean Girls actress’ mistakes were using a color that was way too dark for her fair skin, and not blending out the harsh lines she created.
Right – Subtle Shading
The purpose of contouring is to sculpt the face. When contouring the cheeks, use an appropriate shade for your skin tone. Once your contour is placed, blend it out with a fluffy brush to emphasize your cheekbones.
4. Wrong – Leighton’s Pale Face
A pale face and tanned body is never a good look, even if it is on our favorite Gossip Girl. Leighton Meester usually stuns on the red carpet, but here, her two-toned skin complexion just looks crazy.
Right – An Even Skin Tone
As you can see in this photo, having an all over bronzed glow is beautiful. Your face and your body should be as close of a match as possible. If tanning your face isn’t your thing (I totally understand, wrinkles are not sexy), you can achieve more color in your face by using a bronzer or a darker shade of foundation.
5. Wrong – Diana’s Neon Blush
Although there are many things wrong with this makeup, lets just concentrate on this Marionette doll on acid blush. Ms. Ross is a living legend, but this hot pink blush is just unacceptable.
Right – A Pop of Color on the Cheeks
When used correctly blush can totally transform your face, and make you look younger. There is nothing prettier than a little blush on the apples of the cheeks – especially on women of color. The key to wearing blush is not applying too much, and making sure that the color adds warmth to your face.